JAJAJA chateá con Dios

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:x cheeee.... es Dios ! como no va a saber español si creó el universo :P

O sea que dios no es Argentino? :P

jaja esta espectacular!!!!

alguien le pregunto sobre el fin del mundo?

che se me tilda... como tarda Dios en contestar!!!

Le hice comer los mocos a Dios!!!!:

Código:

Me:
 hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 Im Canalladfc
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  Canalladfc.
Me:
 Im sure you have a lot of work to do these days...
God:
What makes you so certain?  No I don't think I have any  work to do these days. But I do have  a collection of gossip.
Me:
 haha, now i realize why the world is falling to pieces; you dont want to do your job
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.   OK, I will  do my job.

jajaja, esto está rebueno!!

Código:

Me:
 do you like heavy metal?
God:
  I don't know if I like it.  I like  Matthew.
Me:
 Matthew? Thats a male name... Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
 you are a machine? like robocop?
God:
You are correct.   Interesting comparison.

Vean esto:

Código:

Me:
 How is Jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 jajaja. you are a irresponsible father
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  irresponsible father?  I don't know.
Me:
 where have you been when he was crucifixed?
God:
I think it was in San Francisco.
Me:
 asi que estabas de joda por ahí?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? 
Me:
 hecete el boludo....

te pasaste canalla!

Muy bueno, muchas gracias por que hace media hora que no paro de reirme.